Queasiness in my belly

It isn't the thought of a new school year that makes me feel a little queasy.

and

It isn't the sight of indecent public displays of affection that make me go green in the face.

and

It isn't the smell of my puppy's teeth-rotting bad breath that makes my throat close up.

and

It isn't the taste of old freezer burned Popsicles that make me want to toss my cookies.

BUT

It is having to have to watch and overhear seedy segments of the awful television show "The Bachelor Pad" that bring about my feelings of nausea.

Don't get me wrong.........I enjoy my fair share of junky t.v. shows( i.e. Gossip Girl(omg! it is such a good show!))but never have I witnessed such bad entertainment as when I see bachelors and bachelorettes scheming and thinking they are being clever.

NO MORE!

Please.